silwritersguild challenge #22: breaking agreements
Just come a little closer. Oh, you do not need your bodyguard. Let me take care of them for you. Of course, we will discuss the matter. I take all my neighbours’ complaints very seriously. I am sure that we will be the best of friends. Oh, but not those. No, those are mine and finders are keepers and I found them, just as I have found you. I shall hang you from the wall, a work of art, a warning to the rest of your kindred that this is my land, and my world, and trespassers will be prosecuted.