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03 March 2009 @ 07:15 pm
"frozen" - the 7 dwarves & aulë & eru  
silwritersguild challenge #3: happiest moment

No one can ever know what it was like and they are the first to tell you. Frozen absolutely solid, unable even to scratch their own arses or sneeze or voice the opinion that life had taken a turn for the decidedly worse. They were aware of everything and everything was booming voices and the ominous whooshing of an enormous hammer being swung in a lazy arc over their heads. Didn’t even have the free will to give voice to the collective horror of impending doom until they all ducked.

Eru, that was a close one. They burst out laughing.
{just one more miracle, Sherlock}kayeff on March 4th, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
Oh. Oh, brilliant. I always love a good fic for ME's most underappreciated race. ;D
we are sex robb-omb!: & it all comes tumbling downlanyon on March 4th, 2009 12:40 am (UTC)
i'm not even going to try to guess where the inspiration for this came. this is less a happy moment and more a moment of bowel-loosening relief.
{just one more miracle, Sherlock}kayeff on March 4th, 2009 12:46 am (UTC)
Near-extermination has healthful laxative properties, it's true.
Nefret: Varda Artwatersandwilds on March 11th, 2009 02:07 am (UTC)
Oooh! Clever use of the prompt! I really enjoyed this. :D
we are sex robb-omb!: be afraid. be very afraidlanyon on March 13th, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC)
thanks! not quite sure how the idea popped into my head but i'm not complaining!